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Anya Lehnsherr | Earth 97400 ([personal profile] fridgetothefire) wrote2015-01-01 11:52 pm

061 ☣ and the fog rolls in

[Hallway spam]

[Ben appears first, in full black cape, domino mask, and bandito hat with silly ball fringe, carrying a billowing, humming fog machine. As the mist starts to fill the corridor, Anya, Cassel, and Cass sneak around the corner, similarly decked out. Anya and Cassel are clearly tipsy, in full dramatic pantomime, first holding their capes in front of them and then flaring them out dramatically, almost losing their balance and revealing large baskets of baked goods. Cass is actually sneaking, despite the glaringly obvious costume, and quite innocuous in contrast to the others. Between them, they are picking locks, nibbling cookies, drinking champange from the bottle, and humming their own theme songs.]


[Your room!]

[They are breaking into any room they can, including several doors previously secure against them, thanks to Cassel's new far-future electronic skeleton key. They have every intention of sneaking in, rearranging any ugly knickknacks you may possess, and hiding delicious cookies, brownies, and cupcakes in strange places. They may or may not contain weed, depending on how uptight the united Mystery Baking Companions think you are. If you're already in your room when they tumble into it, pastry-laden and giggling, they will probably toss their capes and pose heroically.]

Special delivery!!!

[If you catch them as they're 'sneaking' away, they will toss confetti in your face and attempt to make a daring escape.]



[OOC: if you would like to find your offerings later and make a silly stoned post, go for it!! They are very generous.]
tucky: (see‚ it's really fun to be psychotic)

[personal profile] tucky 2015-01-07 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
[And so she does! She mostly writes song titles, but also snippets of lyrics because there are some she wants that she doesn't know the names of-- overall it's a mix of country, rap, and pop rock.

She ends the list with AND CHRISTIAN MUSIC, which she underlines twice.]
tucky: (it's just like the Hamptons)

[personal profile] tucky 2015-01-07 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, okay. How long do you think I got to--

[-- Holy shit it all just appeared out of nowhere.

This call is on temporary hold while she divebombs into that bed.]
tucky: (Cupid's freakish)

[personal profile] tucky 2015-01-08 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[Literally not going to get out of bed for the next few days.]

I love it. Thank you, ma'am-- thank you. I really do appreciate it.
tucky: (what they lack in experience)

[personal profile] tucky 2015-01-08 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought you were a warden.
tucky: (see‚ it's really fun to be psychotic)

[personal profile] tucky 2015-01-08 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Right, right-- yeah, I heard about that. You got some people who went the other way, too.
tucky: (will you buy me a Golden Globe‚ then?)

[personal profile] tucky 2015-01-08 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Does that happen just as often? 'Cause I think I only met one.
tucky: (you studied for prison?)

[personal profile] tucky 2015-01-08 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Damn.

[That's a lot less than she was expecting.]

So what do they got to do to get that? Just kill someone?
tucky: (Cupid's freakish)

[personal profile] tucky 2015-01-08 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[... Oh. Wow.

Her expression falls a little bit while contemplating that-- "tortured" can mean a lot of things, and she doesn't want to be subjected to any of them, so she hopes that doesn't happen again while she's here. She's still in too good a mood right now for that thought to bring her down much, though, and the goofy grin slowly sneaks its way back onto her face.]


Well that's lucky, ain't it.

But I think this place is really good so far.

[It's definitely the nicest place she's ever been, prison or otherwise-- though the places she's been admittedly don't set a very high bar.]
tucky: (that's not a name)

[personal profile] tucky 2015-01-08 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I haven't seen any of the bad yet, is what I mean.

[So far she's been a kid in a candy store.]
tucky: (it helps that you're drunk)

[personal profile] tucky 2015-01-08 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Support?

You mean, like-- like friends, and stuff?
tucky: (I just have to wet myself first)

[personal profile] tucky 2015-01-08 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I never had a room of my own before. This is the first time.
tucky: (I stayed in the tanning booth)

[personal profile] tucky 2015-01-08 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, she can understand that. She hasn't been here that long, but so far, it definitely gives off good place haven-y vibes.]

So then... why do other people not like it so much?
tucky: (I stayed in the tanning booth)

[personal profile] tucky 2015-01-08 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
How could he strangle you to death when you're sitting here talking to me right now?

[Everything else, she just takes in and doesn't comment on. Some if it's new, some of it she's heard before, and some of it's been hinted at.]

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