[Several hours before Dean catches her; a little while after her threads on Rikki's conversation trail off.]
[Private to Pietro, voice]
You were a beautiful baby, you know that? Wanda was ugly, that...that squashy blotchy baby look, but you were a frickin...cherub. Like. Like a bit of cloud learned out how to smile. And kick.
[Private to Cassel]
I'm cheating on you toking up with my inmate in your hour of desolation. Gonna have to do a quest or something. Win you back. After all my...perfidity.
[Private to Mickey]
You're actually rather excellent. Like. Like really. Brutal and right. Like a good hatchet. Yeah.
[Private to Chris]
I don't know how to be nice to you.
[This sounds super sulky, like it's his fault. It totally is.]
[Private to Omar]
Tell me your favorite things about Baltimore.
[Private to Jean]
I wanna get some yarn that looks like your hair. It always looks so warm.
[Private to Sylvanas]
He really fucking cared about you, you know. Before you were even. Before you were paired. We talked.
I should have made you wear stupid hats or something. Goddamn waste of one-seventeenth ultimate power. Or whatever.
[Private to Morgana]
I love you. Like. A lot. I love Rikki but you were my inmate first. You're so great. Is that okay? I hope that's. Yeah.
[Private to Clementine.]
Youuuuuuu. Are sneaky.
[Private to Letty.]
[Very seriously. The over-precision of someone being careful to compensate for being way baked.]
We should be friends. This is an indisputable. Um. Tactical conclusion. We're very complimentary.
[Anya you nerd.]
[Private to T'Pol]
I was a really bad Vulcan.
[Private to Scott]
You have such a weird face.
[And, obligatory, to Pounce]
You're a kitty!
[OOC Note: feel free to have one of the messages (except Pietro's or Cassel's) above misfired to your character if you want a thread with Stoned Anya but they're not on the list.]