[He kicks his shoes off and sits down. His freakishly long legs mean his toes are definitely getting wet whether he wants to or not, so he might as well make sure he's not staggering back to his room with soggy socks.]
I've seen the after school specials, don't worry. [But he still examines his own bottle for probably longer than explicitly necessary before opening it and taking a careful sip.
spam
I've seen the after school specials, don't worry. [But he still examines his own bottle for probably longer than explicitly necessary before opening it and taking a careful sip.
And then making a slight face and laughing.]
That's disgusting. It's like drain cleaner.