Bzzzzt, wrong. I may not have much data on your life, but I'm experienced at feeling things, sorrow included. Furthermore I specifically limited the scope of my judgement to my own experience, as qualified by "I've ever heard".

Which is where you're trying to get off saying that the scope is miniscule, yeah, I get that, but nope, try again. My life is a spectacular trainwreck of cruelty, abandonment, and betrayal, that's just still the saddest thing I've heard.

And you don't do sadness anymore - or so you claim - so you have zero grounds to contradict me.